Showing posts with label 1000 places to see. Show all posts
Showing posts with label 1000 places to see. Show all posts

Friday, March 13, 2015

Hausfrau Speaks-1000 Things/Part 2-Daytona Bike Week

Dear Jodi: for your further edification, today's article is a pictorial!

Daytona Beach Bike Week, also called Daytona Bike Week, is a motorcycle event and rally held annually in Daytona BeachFlorida. Approximately 500,000 people make their way to the rally area for the 10-day event. The festivities include motorcycle racing, beauty contests, concerts, tons of parties, and street festivals. The event is usually held on the first full week of March and contends with the Sturgis Motorcycle Rally as the most popular motorcycle rally in the United States.  (Oh, and should I mention, ALCOHOL? And hot guys and hotter motor cycles?)

Boy, this is one event that you would have loved to attend!  No singing...but being the exhibitionist you are...I just KNOW you would have LOVED sharing your $300 boob job to everyone!  Bike week is like a nationwide slut convention! (But that's ok, you only "dabbled" in Mormonism, and I think that little "murder" thing probably sent you to Hell anyway, so, no big "whoop" if you know what I mean!)

You know, I MUST ask...are you REALLY sure that you did the right thing now?  If you had just turned and walked away....

Well, enjoy the photos!  I'll be back next time with something I'm SURE you will enjoy!


















 
















Thursday, March 12, 2015

Hausfrau Speaks-Part 1, 1000 To See

Dear Inmate 458434:

This is just one of the 1000 Places To See Before You Die--that you won't...sorry....

From page 327-328 :
In 1565, Spanish conquistadors arrived in "La Florida" and established a settlement known as St. Augustine. The Spanish remained in control of the area until 1763, then regained it after the American Revolution, and finally sold it to the United States permanently in 1821.

The historic part of the city contains approximately 60 buildings dating as far back as the 16th century. Many of these buildings are made of coquina, a type of masonry made of sand, shells, and water. It made a very strong and durable construction material, enough so that the Spanish fort Castillo de San Marcos withstood many attacks without sustaining any damage.







I think it is very sad that you will never get to see this beautiful lighthouse and the beautiful little town of St. Augustine!  Life could have been so much easier for you.  All you had to do was turn, and walk away when he said he would never marry you!  I cannot help but ask,,,was it worth it?  Was it worth the rest of your life to insure he would never love anyone else?  No, he will never love another woman.  But he never felt hated,  like you do.
He will never be forced to sleep on a two inch vinyl covered mattress with his head mere inches from the toilet. His fear of dying lasted only a few horrific, mind numbing minutes.  You will fear for your life every minute of every day for the rest of your miserable life!  Oh, you are all smiles over a Hershey bar now, enjoying your video chats with the minions...but this is your last "huzzah!", my little prison pen-pal!  You will be in with the big 
girls in about 30 days, and maybe in your first REAL prison strip search, you will discover that you are nothing more than a murderer.


So, enjoy the picture!  I shall ask my friends if they live near one of your "beloved" 1000 places to see...and we will make a little notebook called Inmate 458434's 10,000 Places She'll Never See!  You will discover that at Perryville, no one will care about your name, you will be nothing but a number.  Every prisoner there knows the enormous sums of money your "fancy" (read:slimy) lawyers soaked the system for.  These are the same women who didn't have enough money or press attention to get the treatment you got.  Most of them pleaded out, took the best deal they could get.  Some are guiltier than sin; like Angela Simpson...some, I would bet are as innocent as newly fallen snow, and perhaps one day, if they manage to survive, will be exonerated.  You will need good luck.  I hope you have someone praying for you!